So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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