it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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