It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
