My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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