Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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