I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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