she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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