I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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