This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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