I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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