i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
there is puke in my bra ... again
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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