You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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