It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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