why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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