yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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