You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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