I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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