Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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