Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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