Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I skipped work to stalk him.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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