I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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