Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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