I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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