Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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