Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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