windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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