I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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