Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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