I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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