Dual....:-)
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
