question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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