She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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