Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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