office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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