Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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