the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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