there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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