So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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