he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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