how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
sex in a hospital.. check
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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