Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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