At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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