Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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