i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Are we still banned from the library?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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