just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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