But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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