Just fell off a train. Bad.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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