Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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