Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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