We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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