After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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