Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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