he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
