So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
A+ Viking dick
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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